Responses of the Week

including the best of hate/great mail of the week!

This page, will (hopefully) be updated weekly, and will include some of the responses I get every week, and my responses to them. You'll be seeing hate mail, and non hate mail here! And now, for my standard response-page spiel:

I would like to take the time to reiterate some things about my opinions and such. I do not hate import cars. I do not hate Hondas. I do not think American cars are superior. Nor do I think Japanese cars are superior. Really, the Rice-Boy page has nothing to do with that argument Also, I am perfectly aware that there are some guys with Civics or other imports that are fast. The rice-boy page has nothing to do with the cars that are actually fast. Only the ones that pretend to be fast but are not.

Another thing is that you will probably notice that I have put more hate mail up here than friendly mail. This is not because I get more hate mail, like some people (mostly rice-boys) seem to think. It's just that hate mail is just so much more interesting to read! I get about one piece of hate mail from a rice boy for about every 70-80 response I get from someone who likes this page.

Updated 21 December 1998

Look, it's actually on time for once!

Previous Weeks:

25 November 1998 4 August 1998 3 December 1998

Hate Mail of the Week

This week's hate mail of the week is WAAAAY better than the crap I got before. It's totally worth it this time.

This first one comes from Wisconsin.

What up! I think your page is a poor example of what one should do with excess time. There is nothing wrong with people making their cars look like racecars, or any other cars for that matter. It's not like drag racers have patented a fucking look! I myself own a 2g Eclipse turbo. Outside of putting on GTS blackouts and clear corners lenses, my money all goes toward speed upgrades. On the other hand my brother owns a 97' Prelude, and is a sticker freak. But you know what? That is all cool, because people can do what they want. For you to imply that these people think these cosmetic modifications make their cars faster is ridiculous. They do it because it looks good! I don't really want to judge you, but weight lifting might be a better time investment for a diminutive individual like your self.

2g??? There are some vacuum sucking cars that can't even hit 2g's!! Hahaha, you like modding your car out in the middle writing a message to me?

Hmmm... weight lifting? Maybe instead I should just stuff my shirt with a bunch of toilet paper and just make myself just look buff. It's not like body builders have patented a fucking look!

Ok, this next one is a series. It's kinda funny how this guy wrote it like he was chatting with me and that I was continuing to beat on Hondas when really the page has been more or less the same for the past year. He probably just kept reading and just got more and more pissed!


in your what is rice-boy u say puting performance parts doesnt help your cars performance but it hurts the car i disagree because yeah i know they are not as fast as Mustangs and Camaros but they do look alot better yes there is some HONDA CIVICS that can run a 10 second 1/4 mile just take VIET LAMS car for example he runs a 10.50 sec. @ 139 MPH and he has 630 horsepower at the wheels if you dont think this is true you should check out the December issue of Sport Compact Car. Thank your.


Why do you keep on putting down HONDAS can you please tell me your problem and what is wrong wit VIETNAM you said you thought powered by acura was bad then you HATE on VIETNAM what is wrong with you and yes there was a Prelude SI but not and SIR so can you please tell me why you keep HATIN on HONDAS just because they dont run like a Domestic or they dont look as ugly as one can you please tell me what your problem is.

This next one is so funny cuz you can see how pissed he's getting...


Damnit will you stop HATIN on HONDAS please your probably a rich WHITE BOY or something damnit why did you make this site so you can HATE on IMPORT CARS your site sucks any ways i think your mad because you cant make your own IMPORT CAR look good yes he can spell but maybe he wanted to spell it different to look different damnit stop HATIN. Please email me with your comments dealing with your comments

And he finally ended it with this one:



It's funny to look at the progression from calmness to just straight out anger. Also, when he filled out the response form, the first two times, he rated my board with "No Comment" but the third and fourth time, he posted "poor". I guess as he went along, he thought it got worse and worse. I am willing to bet that he owns a Honda.

Great Mail of the Week

To further prove that all I care about is picking up chicks, here is yet another response from a chick who is not fooled by rice-boys at all.


Well, I guess I should start off with my own disclaimer: any knowledge that I currently hold about cars,I learned thru reading ur page... therefore, If I don't make any sense... well, it's because I have no idea what i'm talking about... Anyhows, for some reason I was compelled to read word for word everything your page had to offer...

I find it ironic that I've been living in rice-boy town and always assumed that they didn't really i know that it is due to the scarcity of non-rice-rockets that i believed that every single car out there was in actuality a v-tec something (neon, camry, etc.) tomorrow, in my daily trek across the parking lot of Diamond Bar High...i'm gonna know that those chinese guys with funny looking cars aren't so cool after all...

Oh, and also, regarding those comments people seem to have about you being some white-washed dude who abhors hondas-why don't u just put up some pics of a "rice-rocket" mustang owned by a asian/white female? (dang, that just seems to contradict the generic image presented in this page) and u know? suprisingly i have just the car and person in mind...i've noticed this mustang at school owned by a 6ft tall viet-chi-kor-white girl- (i dunno, it just seemed like something to add) anyhows, it's just one of them hunky-dory mustangs, but the poor car has a total identity crisis: suddenly her rear bumper read "Mustang GT" and stickers reading "SALEEN" appeared out of nowhere, and the owner is convinced her car is in actuality a viper in disguise~ there's more..but nothing i understand or care to remember... now, i said i didn't know anything about cars but it just all seems somewhat tacky...

okays, point is that i don't have a point and truthfully... i'm just impressed by this intelligent stance u have on such a trivial (sorry, in my opinion at least) matter... i'm probably wrong to assume that u attended hs anywhere near d-bar..and that u now go to ucsd..which i'm extremely jealous of... so now i'm just stretching out this e-mail and making u waste ur time when u should be studying for some exams. so thank u in helping me put off doing my physics homework for yet another 3 hours and i encourage u to exploit these gay cars i have to see daily in diamond bar...


AtoZ thinks that this chick wants me.

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Last Modified 12/21/1998

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