Bryan's Rice-Boy Page

1/4/2001: HALL OF SHAME 11!!!
At long, long last, the first new Hall of Shame of the new millennium! (Both the fake one and the real one!). Yes, believe it or not, it's really here! So don't forget to check it out!

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This homepage is dedicated to exposing the ridiculousness of the Rice-Boy "subculture". What started out as a Southern California Asian subculture has grown into a worldwide phenomenon afflicting those of all races.

Those native to Southern California are very familiar with the Rice-Boy syndrome, particularly those living in L.A. and Orange Counties.

Responses have poured in from all over the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, England, Ireland, Japan, and all points in between!

What Is Rice-Boy?
Rice-Boy Hall of Shame
Rice on the streets.
Rice-Boy Hall of the Shameless
Featuring the riciest of the ricey.
Rice-Boy Responses
See what others had to say, or say something of your own.
The Adventures of Rice-Boy
See the stupid comic strip that started it all!
Rice-Boy Message Board
Rice-Boy Chat Room
Rice-Boy Video Section
Featuring races, autocrossing, and cars owned by RBP message board regulars!
Rice-Boy FAQ
Your frequently asked questions.

Last Modified 12/1/99

Questions? Comments? Got a Rice-Boy story of your own?
Please fill out the Rice-Boy Response Form, use the Message Board.

Special Comments About Commenting:

If you're one of those wannabe-fast-car-drivers, and you're going to reply, go ahead. But if you're going to call me an "Asian Traitor" which several of you have, you are lame. Rice-Boys come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. And you know, I've gotten a few people already to write "You're probably a Camaro or Mustang driver." Let me give you a reality check here: A stock Camaro or Mustang costs less than an Integra GS-R, and dammit, it's faster too. Which also means that a fixed up Camaro or Mustang will also burn your "fixed up" rice-boy Integra. Street-legal Mustangs have been running in the 10s and 11s for a long time. I hear some even run in the 9s or even the 8s! There are no street-legal 10 second Hondas to my knowledge. I'm not an "Import Nazi". I don't hate imports. I don't even hate Hondas. What I do hate is people who run around thinkin' that they are all badass when they ain't got nothin'. So next time you think about baggin' on a Mustang or Camaro driver, just remember he can probably burn you. I drive Japanese cars, just so you know.

Copyright © 1998 Bryan Minsok Hong.

The term "Rice-Boy" is meant to be a derogatory term. But not racially derogatory. Some people might say that regardless of what this disclaimer says, it makes Asians look bad. Well, I hate to break it to these people but asians are not the only people on this planet who eat rice. Everyone eats rice. White people eat rice. Black people eat rice. Native Americans? They eat rice. Europeans eat rice!! And, if you open your eyes, you might notice that a whole lot of the rice-boys out there aren't even asian! The "rice" really refers to their cars. It's not about their race, it's about their attitude!

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